Tag: old-false-facts

17 Mar, 2026
• A lemon is approximately 63% sulfuric acid, while the rest is made up of Matt Damon’s skin cells.
• About 17% of adults know where babies come from.
• The color red is not real. It’s only pink mixed with blue.
• The dinosaurs actually died from a lack of chocolate.
16 Mar, 2026
• The Constitution states that Burger King is based on Jupiter.
• The United States government is considering outlawing lip balm.
• Cats are allergic to powdered doughnuts.
• Pregnant women are 53% more likely to bite the heads off Animal Crackers before eating them.
15 Mar, 2026
• Humans are not born with hands.
• 67% of newspapers are made from recycled Kleenex tissues.
• 120% of the world’s population like carrots over cows.
• iPods increase your brain power by 65%, as proven by scientists in 1807.
14 Mar, 2026
• Seattle is larger than San Fransisco.
• Most of the people who celebrate Passover are bears.
• Justin Bieber married a piece of bacon on April 19.
• Abraham Lincoln was elected president of Poland on 24th of March 1984.
13 Mar, 2026
• If you eat a glow stick, you will glow too.
• Cows are from Venus
• Matt Damon is actually a robot controlled by miniature tuba-playing owls.
• If you eat chicken on Wednesday, you become 20% more likely to pick up diseases.
12 Mar, 2026
• The next cast for “Dancing With the Stars” includes Darth Maul and Mr.T.
• 90% of all people from Alaska agree that orange is a terrible color.
• 80% of computer-users enjoy the taste of toothpaste.
• 1 out of 3 people believe that Nintendo is buying the Internet.
11 Mar, 2026
• 4/6 doctors suggest a mixture of mustard and battery acid to cure intestinal pain.
• 24 of 22 people don’t understand fractions.
• The book “Lemonade Wars” was based on the May 9 entry in H.P. Lovecraft’s diary.
• Kangaroos are currently at war with South Sudan.
10 Mar, 2026
• There was a building error in 30% of all flashlights.
• Some alarm clocks start ringing .12 seconds before the scheduled wake-up time.
• A page from George Washington’s diary proves that all dogs are an alien spies.
• 40% of all rain is rainbow colored.
9 Mar, 2026
• The smell of shoes is known to attract animals.
• 75% of trees are made from recycled plastic.
• In a recent study, 99% of monkeys reported that they were unhappy with gas prices.
• Half of all car accidents are the result of vicious, unprovoked squirrel attacks.
8 Mar, 2026
• 37% of people suffer from anasvisumaphobia - the fear that somehow, somewhere a duck is always watching you.
• 3 of every 4 cats can understand human speech.
• Bacon was the first fruit to go skydiving.
• Santa Clause is on the F.B.I.’s Top Ten Most Wanted List