Tag: old-false-facts
- If someone receives an egg-shaped pencil on their twentieth birthday, they get thrown off of a stage by Akon two weeks later.
- Eating tree bark improves your physical wellbeing.
- Traffic signs killed more people in history than the HIV virus.
- Drinking coffee on Saturday is illegal in 31 countries.
- 89% of single moms would buy more of Justin Bieber’s albums if he had a beard on the cover.
- There is a 1 in 5 chance you will become orange if you eat too many tomatoes.
- Only 30% of Inuit residents living in Idaho say that they smell like mustard.
- Zebras are the result of an experiment gone wrong trying to merge a newspaper and a horse.
- 25% of male cats can give birth to babies.
- Many brands of potato pancakes will become radioactive once placed in a vat of pudding.
- Barack Obama has an alpaca secretly hidden in the White House. He rides on it every Friday.
- Your wenis, the flabby skin on your elbow, actually has a purpose: to act as a second brain in the case of your bigger one failing.
- The 15th of July is National Hug A Hobo Day.
- Stacy’s mom does, in fact, not have it going on.
- 99% of turkeys are looking forward to Thanksgiving.
- 57% of vegetarians love beef hot dogs.
- 4 out of 5 dentists didn’t graduate medical school and coincidentally have disapproving mothers.
- 25% of people believe false facts and statistics.
- Every 1 in 42 people are an elephant’s mother.
- Salsa dancing with dogs in party hats is illegal in 27 U.S. states.
- Eating limes for a week can increase your stomach capacity by 120%.
- When the last astronauts landed on the sun, they left a lit match on it, leaving it on fire for eternity.
- Greeks invented the electric guitar. It only became a success when Henry VIII smashed it on his dad’s head after his first concert.
- The main ingredients of spaghetti are lemons and tomatoes.
- Smelling is the national pastime of Mexico.
- According to NASA, the world will end on February 30th of 2013.
- 17% of the time, BBC News runs repeats from 1945 on their show.
- 1 in 10 people walking around today are directly related to his holiness, the Dalai Lama.
- Candy sales dropped 28% after the movie The Social Network was released.
- About 1/4 of the land in Egypt is borrowed from France.
- 70% of iTunes users don’t listen to music.
- In 1937, computers were deemed illegal in the state of West Virginia.
- The number 7 was accused of cannibalism after he ate the number 9.
- “Awesome” is spelled the same as “shame”, “red”, and “headcheese”.
- When one throws a colored pencil at an Xbox, an albatross is shot down with extreme prejudice by gnomes with a rocket launcher.
- Ear wax is actually made from the feces of the little elves that live behind your earlobes.
- “The Cat In The Hat” is based on a true story.
- Santa Claus can no longer deliver presents due a serious back injury. For several years his elves have stepped in for him.
- Jim Morisson was the first person to assassinate a king of England.
- Every time you sign a contract, your signature drops in value equivalent to two plane tickets to Canada.
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