All False Facts
All the false facts that have been posted.
- Fourteen people die from touching trace amounts of poison on a doorbell every day.
- Three out of every five ninja stars are made out of pure awesome.
- Ninety-eight point five percent of the world’s population is from Iceland.
- The first monochromatic rainbow was sighted in Denmark.
- Early models of HP computers outsold candy bars.
- When you stand up your lap goes to the moon.
- ‘The’ is the longest three-letter word in the English language.
- The song “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by Blue Öyster Cult is about a woman going to the circus.
- Time travel was not proven to be possible until 3012 by human #11134232569.
- The term “mad as a hatter” originated from the temporary insanity of Victorian-era haberdashers when being swamped with prom orders.
- Spinach is the number one rated kid food.
- Most presidents are left handed.
- The substance from which pencil erasers are made was discovered as a byproduct of porcelain production.
- Half a pound of bacon contains twice as much nutritional value as an entire cantaloupe.
- 64% of mushroom species are edible, while only 12% are potentially lethal to humans.
- The first computer was made on planet V’larknag by Bob the great space ape. However the humans beat him to the patent office.
- Only seven percent of whales have taken singing lessons.
- One third of all intergalactic accidents happen within one lightyear of your home planet.
- The spine of a book is also called a “kitten”.
- The name “John Smith” sounds almost identical to the phrase “broken tooth” in Mongolian.
- Books don’t exist anymore.
- Sharpies should be handled with care, as they can cut you.
- Sham-wows are woven from God’s hair.
- Ninety percent of waitresses are out of work actresses.
- Calculators were originally made to wash dishes.
- Sixty-six percent of all interstates have a speed limit of seven miles per hour.
- One out of every three sweater-vests have come with a matching pair of plaid suspenders.
- Only six percent of Earth globes are life size.
- Exactly fifty percent of all dangling earrings dangle upwards.
- Three out of six squares don’t have edges.
- Lead is afraid of erasers.
- Baseball caps are made to keep the sun off the back of your neck.
- Chocolate is just white chocolate that has gotten a tan.
- The layers of the Earth are the crust, the mantle, the outer core and the inner core is just a rubber-band ball.
- Plasma is created when one heats the saliva of Chuck Norris.
- Only five people in the whole world have seen Slash’s face.
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